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How America Can Win 70 U.S. Gold Medals in the 2024 Summer Olympics

There is a lot to prepare for in 2023. The 2024 Summer Olympic Games are being held in Paris, France and I am offering an excellent solution to see America bring home the Gold (and Silver & Bronze) medals and make America proud!!!!

It’s fascinating to listen to the testimony of Riley Gaines, the champion swimmer for the University of Kentucky who competed against transgender, Leah Thomas in front of Congress recently.  As it turns out, she isn’t happy that when she and the man she competed against (Thomas) tied, and that the NCAA decided to give the trophy to Thomas because the optics are favorable in a bubble where that matters.  

Leah Thomas (formerly Will Thomas) was previously swimming as a man for Pennsylvania and ranked somewhere in the neighborhood of #500.  Alas, once he transitioned to a ‘she,’ Leah Thomas became an electrifying women’s swimming champion, breaking NCAA records and winning the Women’s NCAA Championship.  Mind you, Leah Thomas has a penis and a male pelvic bone (the ONLY bone in the human body that is biologically different, other than size, between men and women) and made his teammates very uncomfortable as he walked around with his pecker dangling back and forth like Snuffleufagus while naked in the women’s locker room.  

When I think about the Alphabet Mafia (LGBTQ++ now….), it occurs to me that the OVERWHELMING supporters of their insane agenda are single, white, college-educated women under age 40 years old.  These women have turned transgenders into societal rock stars and adore and fall all over themselves while they ‘champion trans rights.’

Also since in the 2020 midterm elections, we know that 68% of single women voted straight ticket democrat, I have completely changed my position on the Religion of Transgenderism.  

I now declare that I completely advocate and champion the idea that biological men could and should dress up as women and compete against women for EVERYTHING!  America can completely dominate the upcoming 2024 Summer Olympics in France if biological men who are now ‘women’ can completely push out ALL actual, biological females on the US Olympic team.  

Think about ‘asserting US dominance’ on the global stage!  America would be able to celebrate winning the gold, silver and bronze medals for EVERY EVENT!  BOOM!  

The best part of winning every gold, silver and bronze medal in the 2024 Summer Olympics would be that the host is France, and no one knows transgender women quite like the French. (OK, Thailand may have a say in that designation with their ladyboy population).  The Woke United States of America would dominate by transgender women crushing skulls in the women’s boxing, women’s wresting, women’s swimming, gymnastics, sprinting, weightlifting, table tennis, badminton, tennis, fencing, cycling, judo, diving, field hockey, rugby, water polo, triathlon, marathon, etc.  That is THREE automatic medals in every sport!  GO AMERICA!  

Furthermore, I’m calling out all confused biological men (or young men who aren’t quite good enough to get a scholarship in Men’s Sports) to dress up as women and take 100% of all NCAA women’s athletic scholarships away from the biological women.  Let’s be honest.  Men are better than women at every sport, so every woke university in that nation could be proud of their incredible upgrade to the quality of competition by introducing their all-transgender women’s teams.  WIN-WIN!!!

Seriously, Boys! Go to any high school in America and look at how the girls treat the newly minted gender fluid kids. They WORSHIP Harry Styles because he puts on a dress and is sensitive. I know that these same girls don’t pay any attention to you now, but you don some permed hair and rock a miniskirt with a half-shirt and some hoop earrings and you’ll be fighting the girls off you! PLUS, then you can destroy them in their sports and get the scholarships.

Now, I fully understand that this would be painful for the incredible biological women who compete in sports.  It would be terrible for them because they’d lose all their scholarships and never get to compete beyond high school.  But it would be for the better good of showing the world just how committed they are to the Religion of Transgenderism.  They can ‘take one for the team’ because ‘transgenderism’ is the “Civil Rights Movement of the 21st Century” according to 68% of their peers.  They’ll ‘make history.’ It will be painful for biological women (you know, the ones with a uterus, vagina, female pelvic bone and menstrual cycles that can actually grow a baby inside of her womb), but this is ‘for the better good.’

Since we now have the first black, female (I’m assuming) Supreme Court Justice who isn’t a biologist, therefore cannot define what a woman is, she’d have to recuse herself once the first Tranny Case made it up to her Ivory Tower in DC.  

I, for one, would watch the transgender US women’s basketball team win every game in Paris, 134 to 6.  There would be about 70 new World Records set in women’s sports.  No sport would go untouched by American dominance in sports for generations to come.  Think of just how amazing it would be to re-write EVERY women’s world record in 2024!

And single America women everywhere could hold hands, weep, sing songs and cheer that they assisted in ‘bringing home the Gold’ and brought transgender awareness to the whole world.  There would be a transgender ‘baby boom’ after this!  Think about it: hundreds of thousands of 6’7” America women born by their father’s vagina walking around like Wonder Woman on Amazon Island.  The plastic surgery industry would be booming for not only manufacturing new tits, but also dissolving the Adam’s apple.  I’m not sure the synthetic hormone manufacturers would be able to keep up, but dammit, this is America and they can try!  Everywhere, there will be hairy-titted ‘mothers’ chestfeeding their babies in public restaurants! This is true advancement of the transgender religion!

For those of you who think I am crazy or just being ridiculous, that merely means you’re intolerant and transphobic…

The reality is this: we are going to have to allow biological women to suffer the consequences of the insanity that so many of their colleagues champion and vehemently advocate for.  Because nothing is going to change until enough biological women get hurt, financially, emotionally, spiritually and physically by the Transgender Religion.  ONLY then might we be able to see a return to sanity by our single women.   

Game.  Set.  Match.  

P.S. I sincerely feel for the gay and lesbian population because they are getting swept up in this lunacy.  You see, gays and lesbians are the LGB part of the Alphabet Mafia.  These people merely have different sexual preferences than straight white guys like me.  I don’t have, nor ever have, had a problem with these people.  

However, the TQ++ part of the LGBTQ++ Mafia has completely highjacked the gay rights movement.  The TQ++ agenda is a religion, not a mere sexual preference.  The Trans/Queer Agenda requires fealty and complete adoption, lest one is subject to the cancellation by those single, female, college-educated types under age 40 that move them so much.  

Those single, college-educated women under age 40 love the Globo-Homo Network like they love small dogs.  They love small dogs because they are tiny, frail, whimper, have a cute bark, are non-threatening and fit in their purses to be shown off to all their friends.  Those women love transgenders and the queer++ people for the exact same reasons.  

I feel sorry for the gays and lesbians who are getting lumped in with these other lunatics, but it is what it is.