Uvalde: A Solution to Cowardice

On May 24, 2022, an 18-year-old lunatic did the unthinkable at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas.  He chose to walk into an elementary school and murder 19 children and at least 2 adults.  As a father of three adult children (21, 18 and 17), I am just sick to my stomach.  Reports are coming in from every direction, but the one that strikes me the most is it appears that someone unlocked the front door of the school for the monster to enter.  My heart actually hurts for the kids and their families.  

Of course, democrats never let a tragedy go to waste. Within minutes, AOC (literally a bartender) started yapping like a Chihuahua about gun control on social media.  

The Potato (Biden) issued a statement “blah, blah, blah, ‘common sense gun control’ blah, blah, blah…I’m lost again with where I am.”  You know, the usual from our ‘unifying leader.’  

Within 24 hours of Uvalde losing innocent 21 souls, Black Jesus decided to wax ecstatic on Twitter:

Now, if Barack Obama (first black POTUS in US history, if you didn’t know) had a moment of temporary tone-deafness, he doubled down with this Tweet:

I think clearly, Barry was getting high in his $14 million beachfront house because he kept going:

You may throw some shade at me because I think Barack Obama was a horrific POTUS and that he was elected BECAUSE he is a black and a socialist (which always the makes blue haired chicks moist). However, this clown took a national tragedy and decided to make it about a 9 time convicted felons that got arrested for …resisting arrest while high on fentanyl and of course, (because it is always about) Barack Obama.

Not to be outdone, democrat Robert “Beto” O’Rourke, the DNC’s choice for the 2022 Texas Governor’s race decided he needed a campaign boost and wanted some free media attention at the press conference in Uvalde, Texas: 

As it turns out, these two morons (along with all democrats) think the world revolves around them.  It’s typical from a party whose platform consists of the philosophy “Never let a good crisis go to waste,” but this one is particularly engaging to me.  We’ve come to expect the lockstep narrative from democrats that we need ‘common sense gun laws,’ but they always seem to find a way to avoid prosecuting gun crimes, then blame the NRA and republicans when one of the people they released goes out and kills someone.  

Of course, Salvador Ramos (no doubt, a white supremacist triggered by climate change), turned 18 and managed to buy a gun legally.  So now there will be calls for ‘red flag laws’ or ‘ban the bump stock’ or ‘raise the age to buy a gun,’ but none of those things will stop a homicidal lunatic from killing.  Those things merely give politicians like the fake Mexican “Beto” and the fake American “Barry Obama” a soapbox to stand on.  

How to Prevent This Shit From Happening Again

My solution is simple:  As President Tim, I would arm every school in America with 4 well trained, fully armed ex-US veterans.  They would specialize in close combat, urban warfare.  They’d have been battle-tested, like Navy Seals Jocko Willink and Leif Babin.  They’d go through extensive psychological examination and receive regular mental health counseling.  I’d pay them $100,000 per year to stand guard at each entry door to schools.  I’d install the newest cameras, metal detectors and technology in every school in America (public and private).  

I’d immediately ban ‘No Gun Zones,’ the places that these wicked, deranged cowards always know where to do their terrible acts.  It’s a target rich environment and even the most responsive police reaction would take too much time for their treachery.  No one is armed to fight back and stop the killing.  

If we’ve got 4 highly trained, urban warriors locked and loaded in our schools to protect against these 18 year old monsters, we could eliminate this terrible scourge. 

What Would This Cost?

Great question, so here is my math:              

Annual Salary for 4 ex-US military security	$400,000 +
Annual Benefits/retirement for 4 ex-US military security	$50,000
Subtotal	$450,000
Number of K-12 Schools (2019)	X 130,930
Annual Salary/Benefits	$58,918,500,000
Annual investment in equipment/training	$1,081,500,000
Total Annual Investment in our kids	$60,000,000,000

In other words, considering that The Potato decided to leave $80 billion in high tech military equipment in Afghanistan so the Taliban could murder gays and enslave women, it makes sense that we could avoid making catastrophic military blunders like that to start. I’m saying we can afford the $60 billion to keep our kids safe.

Or, maybe instead of sending $52 billion to the corrupt Ukraine, whom the US Congress has been having orgasms over since Russia invaded its borders, I believe I just found $132 billion we could repurpose without batting an eye (of course, the Biden Family would be quite opposed to cutting that Ukraine Slush Fund off, but that’s a different story).   

You see, after 9/11 when 19 terrorists decided to hijack airplanes and kill 3,000 Americans, we managed to retrofit every airplane in the nation with a cockpit security door and build an entire new “Department of Homeland Security” costing TRILLIONS of dollars.  I’m going to go out on a limb and declare that President Tim should get his “Common Sense, Keep-the-Kids-Safe Bill” passed in a unanimous vote.  Lower unemployment, honor our US veterans with good, high-paying jobs, prevent the kids from ever having to do another ‘active shooter drill’ in school and puts animals like Salvador Ramos on high alert. If they dare come to a school to do harm, they’ll be taken down in a hail of bullets before they touch the front door.  

America can stop sending money to corrupt enemies (the United Nations).  US politicians get to STFU. This takes away their ability to grandstand during a national tragedy.  Kiss my ass, Beto and Barack and all you other Leftist charlatans.  

Problem Solved.  Sounds like ‘common sense’ to me.